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12/30/2003

NEW EMMANUELA PINTUS SHOTS

Fisty posted some new photos of Emmanuela Pintus today - apparently she's nearly completed her coursework to become a registered massage therapist. As soon as she's practicing her new profession, I'm planning on moving to Canada and developing a back problem.

Also posted today were movies of Andrea Trent and Nicole Ingram. Andrea's a big girl, with muscles popping out all over the place. Nicole Ingram, though much smaller, is more fun to watch - she's cute, self-possessed and obviously has a brain in her head. I suspect that she considers it borderline hilarious that a large number of men are aroused by short videos of her pumping her muscles. She's a healthy, natural-looking musclegirl.

AMC = ???

Used to be there was a cable station called "American Movie Classics", and it showed the greatest movies of the American cinema. At some point it shortened its name to "AMC", and now it plays things that aren't quite classics. Right at this moment, it's showing the only movie I'm aware of to count Gloria Swanson and Erik Estrada among the cast. "I'm ready for my close-up, Ponch."

BURGOS AUCTION

Take a look at this eBay auction of a Tom Burgos She-Hulk inked drawing. It's very Al Capp-like. (There's a commission I'd like to see Burgos undertake: Daisy Mae shulking out while L'il Abner looks on, horrified/aroused.)

I went looking for his stuff this evening, after it occurred to me that he would be a terrific choice to ink and pencil a Marvel/DC crossover featuring She-Hulk and Power Girl. Why should crossovers always feature archetype characters? I think it would be pretty interesting to involve the B-list comic characters. The way I see it in the story, Power Girl is charged with sexual assault for forcing herself on a male supervillain. She protests her innocence, and hires Jen Walters as her attorney. If the book is 50 pages, then perhaps 20 of them could be dedicated to the sweaty workout scenes between the two busty musclegirls.

TOPLESS & BRAWNY POSER AMAZON

This is pretty good, huh?

COMICS UPDATE

I've fallen behind in my comics consumption of late, but this morning I picked up two worth mentioning. The first is Superman/Batman #4, which features the following snatch of dialog:
    Batman: Everything hinges on on the boy completing his work before Luthor finds out.
    Katana: But...the kid made it clear he wants to talk to Superman.
    Batman: He is also thirteen years old. Find a way to distract him.
    Power Girl: [Standing with her arms behind her back, chest out] What's everyone looking at me for? How am I supposed to distract... [pause] oh.
Power Girl is mercurially depicted by writers and artists at DC. In her original appearances in JSA and All-Star Comics, she was depicted as brusque, busty and sensual. Wally Wood's rendering of her breasts as almost comically large has stuck with the character throughout (thank God), but later writers have sometimes adopted a different personality. While she was confidently sexual in her first appearances, periodically she's characterized (as in B/M #4) as a woman who's (awesomely) strong and confident, but almost completely oblivious to (or embarrassed by) her outrageous sexual charms.

The second comic worth mentioning is JLA #90, which serves to explore the possibilities of a romantic relationship between Batman and Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is drawn with an extremely powerful build here - not simply thick-limbed as some depict her, but with obvious and well-defined muscles. Even better, the penciller (Chris Cross) poses her with a bent arm so frequently throughout the issue that it seems almost gratuitous. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Casualties of Retcon - Power Girl

12/29/2003

SHATNER TO RELEASE NEW ALBUM

Ananova reports that William Shatner's got a new album coming out. God only knows what he sings on it - as noted in the story, Shatner is generally credited with the worst Beatles cover ever released.

Punk tough guy Henry Rollins apparently sings along on at least one song. His involvement gave me an idea: would it not be the most hilarious thing in the world to see Henry Rollins in Vulcan make-up, re-enacting with Shatner the fight scene from "Amok Time", complete with the great fight music?

Other examples of Shatner's cultural transcendence include Fight Club:
    JACK - If you could fight any celebrity?
    TYLER - Alive or dead?
    JACK - Doesn't matter.
    TYLER - Hemingway. You?
    JACK - Shatner. William Shatner.
And also Free Enterprise.

MORE RENEE

Reader Doctor X sent along a link to an article in the UK's Sun tabloid. It has a nice photo of Miss Zellweger popping out of a red dress.

12/28/2003

KIDKOMIX4EVER...

...who hasn't written to me since sometime during the Clinton Administration, sent a link to this very nice transformation video. He writes:
    Hey Lingster,
    I made this morph that I thought you and the rest of the FMG community would be interested. I've been trying to advertise it at the Wrecked forums, but there seems to be a problem with the site. So if you could post this link in one of your messages, I would be very grateful!
So if you want to see Gillian Anderson turn into a big, muscular cat girl, this is definitely your thing.

Am I the only person who wonders where all the Gillian Anderson TF fetish urge comes from? She's a cute girl and all, but between you, me and the eight remaindered copies of Never Mind the Pollacks I'm using to support my computer monitor, I'd rather see Catherine Zeta Jones get zapped.

LINGSTER'S HOOTERS ADVENTURE

"You're not a regular," proclaimed the busterrific girl behind the counter.

"Darlin', the last time I was in a 'Hooters', you didn't have any."

And so I thereupon fondly related the tale of my visit to the Hooters in Maple Shade, New Jersey, circa 1995, when Uncle Sal threw a beer bottle at my head and Wild Bill took off his pants, while Jimmy the Greek whistled at every girl who walked by. So disgusted was I that I left them there without a ride, and they all had to cram into a cab to Trenton, to take a train back to the city.

I was surprised to see a fair number of women in the place this time. Were I to rework Dante's architecture, men who take their wives or girlfriends to Hooters would wind up on circle 36D of Hell.

12/20/2003

PRETTY WOMEN MAKE MEN STUPID

Once again, researchers got a grant, conducted a study and came to a conclusion that everybody already knew.

ANOTHER HA HA

This cartoon made me laugh out loud - if you haven't been to the "Genius Bar" in an Apple Store, you might not get it. But trust me, it's hilarious.

STRONGER THAN HER BOYFRIEND!

Perhaps no four words in the English language stir my soul as do these. And yet, they are rare - suggesting that few others feel as I do.

But will I buckle under? Never. I am the indomitable submissive - and the day (or night!) of my surrender will never come!

Sexual frustration was welling up over the walls of my padded cell this evening, so I made a poster for you guys. I thought about selling it at CafePress, but hardly any of you cheap fuckers bought the other stuff I listed there over the summer. And, anyway, I suppose I'd rather garner heaps of gratitude (and I'd better!) than make a few bucks. It's up in the files section of Lingster's Brand Name Messiah. It features full-frontal nudity, so we don't want to go looking at this in the office, boys.

Happy Christmas. Don't say I never did nothin' for youse.

KAREN SISCO AGAIN

I love this show. The opening scene tonight featured the 5'5" lead, Carla Gugino, whose measurements I estimate to be 36C-24-34, running hard and gaining on a 6', healthy male. That's absurd, of course - while training might enable her to gain on him over distance, in a sprint it's highly unlikely that she could even keep him in sight. She ain't what you'd call streamlined, but since she bounced so nicely, I'll grant the poetic license.

12/19/2003

HA HA HA

I like this.

NEW STORY

The Power Company published a new story on DtV today, called "Muscle Cream". It's really good - quick, light, and very sexy.

RUSSIAN STRONG WOMEN FANS

Interesting organization - The Female Single Combat Club. The pages are in English and Russian. There's some good artwork and nice photos.

12/18/2003

MORE SHE-HULK NEWS

Reader Lenny forwards a link to this article. I am very much looking forward to the comic.

BBW TAKES ON RAPIST

I've never really understood the sessions business, much less prostitution outright. It seems unhygienic to me, and I've never been so hard up for sex that I've had to pay for it. I understand that some people with unconventional sexual interests feel they have to pursue them outside of their normal lives, but it still seems like a bad idea to me. That's what the Internet's for.

Anyway, the other day, some guy who apparently had a preference for forcible sex with big women got his ass kicked. 140 pound Adrian Ramirez attempted to rape a 275 pound prostitute, and she beat the piss out of him. She took his knife away from him, made him strip, and then paraded him around outside until police arrived. He's done time for rape before, and now he's going back in.

Bakersfield prostitute strips attacker and takes him to police [SFGate.com]

FIREFLY & OL' STROM

I've been spending the last few nights watching my Firefly DVD boxed set - been having a ball. The series is a Joss Whedon production, just like Buffy and Angel, and it shows that same nuance and level of quality. It was a great show, and as I've written before, its cancellation was unjust, and a shame. A funny thing about Whedon is that he can probably walk down the street in any city - save Los Angeles - without being recognized. He's famous without being familiar. That's a nice accomplishment. It speaks of merit without PR, and thus earned fame.

I've met a fair number of famous people - politicians, writers, even a few actors. Normally I haven't gotten close enough to tell whether I'd really like them or not.

One time I watched Strom Thurmond grope a young woman, Ford Fairlane style, in the Dirksen Senate Office Building. (I never really met him, but happenstance put me in his presence on several occasions. Having been young and relatively unimportant, no one thought to introduce me.) I saw him speak once to a large crowd, and it seemed obvious to me that he was a bullshitter. Despite his meritorious wartime service, I was never reallly able to think good thoughts about him, though I've defended him from time to time. While I've laughed at the recent confirmation of rumors that he has a 78-year-old illegitimate daughter, born of a union between Strom and his family's black housekeeper in 1925, I have to say that he really was a despicable character. He's someone who had no qualms about taking advantage of other people for his own gain. He built his fame on the backs of other people, and I think perceptive people sensed a reptilian quality about him.

Joss Whedon I think I'd probably like. It's a peculiar universe he's created for himself: he'd probably enjoy the company of a lot of the fans of his shows. It's a shame he'll never find the time.

12/14/2003

THEY CAUGHT HIM!

Oh my God! They got Saddam! They got him! I've got nothing to say - joy. Joy.

(We're coming for you, Osama.)

SHANAE TOMASEVICH

Femflex posted some nice photos of Miss Tomasevich in the free section. There are three things I really like about her:
  • She's damned good-looking.
  • She's apparently possessed of awesome physical strength.
  • Her photographed expressions invariably convey either detached stoicism or extremely confident sensuality.

    That last one's worth talking about. So many women who are often photographed have very little to express. I can think of one fitness model who nearly always mimics porno expressions in her photos. It's as if she's just an empty vessel, trying to make her face into naughty shapes. Other girls, such as Jamie Reed, smile prettily and innocently; I don't want to disparage that - it's nice and very sexy. Some, like Jody May, successfully manage a range of expressions, from girl-next-door to girl-who-can-kick-your-ass. I confess to liking that, too.

    But Shanae Tomasevich is the queen of sexy facial expressions. She crooks an eyebrow, or snarls, or glances condescendingly in a way that conveys - tacitly, economically, matter-of-factly - that her sensuality and personality can generate just as much force as those well-developed muscles. It's borderline predatory - a little scary. And since she can bench 225, it's quite reasonable to be scared - she could probably tear off one of your arms and beat you to death with it.

    I wouldn't mess with her.

    Shanae Tomasevich Profile [HerBiceps]
    Shanae Tomasevich [Femflex]
    Shanae Tomasevich [Fitsights]

    [PS: How does she pronounce it? Is it "TOE-ma-sev-ich", or "ta-MA-suh-vich", or does she go all Slavic on us, and pronounce it in a way that sounds not very much like "Tomasevich" looks, i.e. "tam-sya-VUDGE"? It's a minor point, I suppose, but I'm a stickler for trivia like this.]

  • 12/13/2003

    PRETTY GIRL WITH MUSCLES

    By the way, since I'm feeling verbose this evening (a.k.a. "still too hung over from last night to go out tonight"), I'd also like to point out a girl Fisty recently photographed - her name's Nikki Costello. A petite 24-year-old, she's cute as a button with a knockout figure and solid-looking muscles. Fistman posted some great flexing shots - he describes her build as "cheerleader muscle". I don't know whether I like her biceps or her smile better.

    It's all on HerBiceps - hope you've got a subscription.

    AMANDA SAVELL

    I've never corresponded with Gene X. Huang - don't know the guy at all - and somehow he seems to be on the other side of a fissure from the femuscle photographers with whom I have corresponded. Not being much into the "sport" of female bodybuilding or its major luminaries, I've never really grokked the topography of photographer friendships, rivalries, likes, dislikes, etc. Fistman I've met for a drink, and I've corresponded with Tre and some others, but that's about it.

    Also, I tend not to be too interested in the really hardcore, massive bodybuilders, except possibly when they're off-season. The "cut" look is a complete turn-off for me. I look for roundings and curves - pits and depressions in the flesh, vascularity and taught skin don't interest me.

    So there are a lot of reasons why I never would have become aware of Amanda Savell. But having clicked through from a post on DtV, I am all a-bobble. The girl's gorgeous, and built like a brick shithouse. Here's the GeneX Magazine article, decide for yourself.

    12/11/2003

    ZELLWEGER FLESH!

    OK, so she may be a few pounds past optimum here, but doesn't she look so much better than normal? A comparison by blogger Anise.

    SHE-HULK COMIC!!

    Marvel will be running a new She-Hulk comic, coming this spring. Apparently the idea is to make it a kind of Ally-McBeal-with-muscles, which draws on a several-years-old idea Marvel had for a "Sex in the City" style comic about female superheroes. Near as I can tell, the split personality that's currently on display in Avengers will be retained, and she'll be able to switch at will. (But don't hold me to that.)

    Thanks to reader Lenny for this heads up.

    12/10/2003

    ERIKA ELENIAK'S OFFICIAL SITE

    She launched it sometime in the not-too-distant past. It's got a few typos, but a good number of photos and downloads.

    Erika Eleniak's Official Site

    12/8/2003

    NEW RENDER

    For the first time in about six months, I've posted a render to Renderosity.

    Oh, and while you're there, get a load of this one. [Nudity]

    NOTE TO HOLLYWOOD STARLETS

    Pretend you're going to be in the next sequel to Bridget Jones' Diary, gain the twenty-five pounds and stay that way. The only bones on your body that I want to take notice of are ankle, kneecap, knuckles, cheek and jaw. Everything else should have at least a centimeter of padding between it and the outside world.

    SCRAWNY WAIF GETS BOMBSHELL ROLE. AGAIN.

    Could somebody please feed Naomi Watts a sandwich? Liz Smith reports this morning that Watts is in consideration for the Fay Wray role in Peter King's King Kong remake. Now, Wray wasn't a busty girl, but she wasn't a scarecrow, either.

    The whole idea of Kong is obsolete, anyway - the metaphor of beauty and the beast has been watered down by Disney and attacked for decades by feminists. No one at this point would be surprised to see that a powerful male figure has a tender side. And hardly anyone would accept the female character developing feeling for the abusive stalker who abducted her. If anything, the Xena generation would prefer to see the whole story turned at least partly on its head - let's see Queen Kong abduct Leonardo DiCaprio and drop him off the Empire State Building, while the she-ape survives to score a three-picture deal with Miramax. (And eat Harvey Weinstein in the process?)

    LIBBY STREETER

    You fellas seen any photos of this lady? She's foxy. Here's her site, but she doesn't keep it up-to-date. Those shoulders make my heart melt.

    12/7/2003

    FEMALE WRESTLERS

    A photographic compendium, here. I've never had much interest in wrestling, but some of the women are very well built.

    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...

    ...is the Cheerleaders Collection on DVD. Yowza! That's entertainment.

    12/5/2003

    SHOSHANNA LONSTEIN'S FAME

    Banterist proclaims that "I don’t want to be told Shoshanna Lonstein is famous because she dated Jerry Seinfeld. I want the standards back." Pfah. Everybody knows Shoshanna's a celebrity because of her colossal bustline when she was 16 (and dating Seinfeld). Fame is fleeting, but an unusually well developed, oft-photographed rack is forever. Marilyn Monroe's been dead for forty years, but we're still ogling her tits, right?

    [via Gawker]

    12/4/2003

    JENNIFER CONNELLY BREAST FEEDS IN PUBLIC

    Holy cow! And while apparently she's not quite back in the big leagues since her pregnancy, at least she's got a noticeable bust again. Where's my digicam?

    12/3/2003

    GREAT CHEESECAKE POSE

    The setting and photo are less than optimal, but this girl has real cheesecake potential. Thanks to Rob968 on DtV for posting the link.