The archive of a weblog for fans of busty, bodacious, powerful women in real life, movies, art and comics.
I was watching TV and a character mentioned "ben-wa balls" - it brought back memories of a story I read around 1997. I think it was a growth story - it involved a girl who kept them someplace we won't disucss, so that she remained "juicy" all day. Does anyone remember the title of the story?
I have changed the date formatting on Lingster's Big Mouth to Albanian. This has been done for the explicit purpose of annoying everyone, including me, so that I will work faster to finish the new Transvigor blog. No offense to Albanians.
I've become fixated on DAZ3D's She-Freak. I wasted my snow day rapt in her gaze, when I had so much else to do. Anyway, here's the product - Vampyra! (Free registration required.)
Just received a missive from reader Xanax, telling me that Bravo has picked up old Lingster favorite "Keen Eddie". Readers will recall that "Keen Eddie" was - [chorus] a terrific show cancelled by the Fox Network without ever having been given a chance to succeed! Anyway, the pilot is on right now. Six new episodes will begin showing on Tuesday.
There's a great article in the NY Times this morning about the rise of seduction science, as developed in Internet chat rooms. I have to admit, I've bought books on how to seduce women. Historically my strategy was always to wait for women to approach me, and that worked OK, but I rarely got the girl I really wanted. So in the last 18 months or so, I've been much smarter and more aggressive about it, and the results so far have been delightful.
OK, so I took a few hours this afternoon and evening to make a render using the new She-Freak. It's right here - free registration at Renderosity required to view it. (And you're gonna wanna view it, trust me.) BTW, it's not work-safe, as it shows male and female full-frontal unclothedness.
A new cartoon on the Disney Channel, "Dave the Barbarian" features the following storyling in an episode to be aired at 5:30pm Eastern Time TODAY!! (and again at 10pm)
"Beef!; Rite of Pillage", Episode #109.Reader Eric saw the episode last night, and sent along a pre- alert. He says that a muscular female character named Bicepia shows up in the kingdom, and inspires jealousy in Candy, Dave's older sister. Candy then eats magic broccoli to become hyper-buff herself.
Candy uses Oswidge's magic to become muscular; Dave must pass a series of tests for his Pillage-Mitzvah.
In a typical cartoon plot, she OD's on the magic broccoli and gets bigger and stupider with each dose until she's a giant neanderthal.I can live with stupider if it comes with bigger.
Overall, a little disappointing and the animation isn't great. But the thing that's really neat is that:1) Princess Candy is jealous of Bicepia's strength and muscles and
2) all the guys are shown as going ga-ga over Bicepia because she has huge muscles.
Have you noticed that? There seems to be a never-ending stream of crazy news that comes out of the subcontinent. It's like New Jersey times 100.
Bought PHP and MySQL - For Dynamic Web Sites, in the hopes of figuring out my database problem. Sigh. Wish me luck.
Well, we've had a pretty good run for a blog - the two year anniversary is today - but I think it's past time to end it and move on.
For those of you who fondly remember those great horror comics Marvel produced before relaunching its superhero line in the early 60s, there's MONSTER BLOG!
As per Lingster's Big Mouth policy, I'm posting a political, uh, post while drunk. Just got home from clubbing, checked Drudge (God, I love him) and found that Miami Police have been fielding calls all day from ciudadanos wondering whether that bearded cocksucker in Habana finally bought the farm. Nobody's sure whether he has or not, but it looks as if there's a chance the old fucker is dead. So I'm seizing this as an opportunity to pour myself two fingers of Tullamore Dew and say a prayer that el maximo dickhead's arrived in Hell an hour before St. Peter knew he was gone. (Not that there'd be any debate re: where he belongs.)
We're on track for today - January 16 - to be our best day ever. My math shows total visits should be more than 1200. (It's probably that link from Dave's site.)
The trailer for the new Van Helsing movie, with Hugh Jackman and Kate [sigh] Beckinsale is available online, here. It's pretty good, and she is as radiantly beautiful as ever.
Sometimes you do a whole lot of research for a post, but still can't figure out what to say. I've been looking at this site sporadically since about 2pm today - analyzing all the artwork, running the pages through the Babelfish translator, and I have to admit I don't have the first fucking clue as to what's going on there. Some cultural barrier is in place, and I lack the cognitive tools to surmount it. Suffice to say, scads and truckloads of great drawings of muscular women are available there, and I can tell there's some sort of coherent justification for their presence. But I have no idea what that justification might be.
Letterman just had Manute Bol in a skit. Bol, for those of you who don't know, is a 7'7" (231 cm) tall former professional basketball player.
You fellas might want to pick up Hawkman #23 this week. I'm not what you'd call a big Hawkman fan - the constant reinventions, the ludicrous initial premise of a really gruff guy with no powers except for a pair of strap-on functional wings - whatever. DC's trying really hard to make him interesting, though, and issue #23 has the added benefit of a Power Girl appearance. Rags Morales, the penciller, actually overdoes it with her, I think - she looks like a "Chambeadoras" girl, but with muscles as explosively developed as her breasts. Not that there's anything inherently wrong with Chambeadoras or any other Mexican adult comics, but the style seems out of place in an American superhero comic.
That chick from Gothamist is showing off her tits again. I'm not complaining - hell, if I was a girl and had her rack I'd post boob photos on my blog every day.
The two-year anniversary of this blog will be next Monday. There's big news coming on 19 January - posting may be a little light this week in preparation for the big event. Stay tuned.
3D rendered ladies with nice muscle tone, here and here (full frontal nude), and a hypermuscular nude fairy.
I'm very excited over news that the president is going to announce a new manned space exploration effort - first to the Moon and then to Mars. Regarding Mars exploration, there's dispute regarding whether human beings could even emerge unmaimed from several years outside the magnetosphere, exposed to the solar wind and galactic cosmic radiation. Assuming that can be overcome, I'd dearly love to see an Orion built.
Even though she's pretty scrawny, I have a soft spot for Alyson Hannigan of "Buffy" and American Pie fame - she's funny and cute, and very expressive. She's starring in a London stage adaptation of When Harry Met Sally, and at a press conference some wag asked, referring to the Meg Ryan diner scene, if Alyson was practicing her orgasms?
I am interested in corresponding with any readers located in or near Aberystwyth, Wales. I have learned of some potentially very interesting material located in that vicinity. No felonious or humiliating acts will be required of volunteers.
I'll just borrow what Zespara wrote on the Muscle Growth board:
When someone comes to Lingster's Big Mouth as a result of a search on Google, Yahoo!, etc., the search term is passed along to the site server. Sometimes it's funny, and regular readers will know that I occasionally post a "Funny Search of the Day" when I find a gem in my log files.
According to the Associated Press, fitness centers and gyms are retooling their marketing to attract people who are overweight. Fat people, the article claims, are intimidated by the idea of being around people who aren't. One health club owner asserts that "You hear a lot of people say, 'I want to get in shape before I join the health club, so I look OK.'" This same gym owner says that he doesn't want newbies in his gyms to hear the sound of clanking weights. Timid fat newbies!
From this pictorial:
I also picked up the new Ultimate Fantastic Four #1 today. Not impressed. They've turned Reed Richards into another Peter Parker.
Run - don't walk - to your local comics retailer, true believers, and pick up Heroes Anonymous #3: "The Matrimonial Muddle of the Maiden".
Most of you know that I run two Yahoo! message boards - one of them is very static, but I add content to the other nearly every month. I try very hard to keep this board from deteriorating into uselessness. Knowing how difficult it is to keep spammers and frauds at bay, I really appreciate the effort that goes into the Adam Hughes Discussion Group - it's kept crisply up-to-date by dedicated fans.
Another shithead with a grant has found that if you serve people large portions of food, they tend to gain weight. One more example of science by press release.
You guys are not going to believe what I found. At one of ZZZ's message boards, I noticed that he'd posted about finding Hi-Standard's Web site (from the late 90s) on a Web archive. So I went to the selfsame Web archive, and did a little ego surfing: "Mighty Lingster".
Marc2410 posted some links on DtV yesterday. Several of them were photos of an Icelandic girl named "Heidrun Sigurdardottir". She's...well...you take a look. But be warned - you may never be interested in looking at any other woman but Heidrun, ever again.
In college I had a roommate who plotted elaborate methods to kill Wesley Crusher, Wil Wheaton's character on "Star Trek: The Next Generation". I can't say that Wesley/Wil offended me much at the time, but after occasionally reading his blog during the last few years, I've come around.
